I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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