Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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