How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
from now on my penis is your penis
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
