Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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