I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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