you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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