Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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