Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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