"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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