Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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