I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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