OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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