I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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