I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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