I think my fart just growled at me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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