do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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