You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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