You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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