apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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