"it" just moved
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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