well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
whose ass print is on the piano?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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