I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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