I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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