**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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