After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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