can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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