It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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