Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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