summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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