3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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