also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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