Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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