He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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