Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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