Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
As shirtless as possible
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
