is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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