it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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