**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
A+ Viking dick
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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