it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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