He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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