For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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