People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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