I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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