If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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