I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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