Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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