I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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