I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I understand Curling. That high.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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