People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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