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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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