We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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