We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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