dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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